Holiday Gift Guides

I was standing in line the other day at Walmart (pronounced wAHL-mart) and noticed that they’ve had the Christmas decorations up since Halloween ended. They’ve also got Christmas Baby songs playing on a loop. Christmas Baby songs are not traditional Christmas carols, they are oversung and oversexualized modern Christmas songs. Usually sung by Christina Aguilera in a breathy, breathy fashion.

It’s all good though because I love Christmas shopping. With enough coffee, I’m reasonably calm while fellow shoppers have mild panic attacks. Are you giving the gift of reading this year?

Photo credits: melanieallen.tumblr.com

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