I was standing in line the other day at Walmart (pronounced wAHL-mart) and noticed that they’ve had the Christmas decorations up since Halloween ended. They’ve also got Christmas Baby songs playing on a loop. Christmas Baby songs are not traditional Christmas carols, they are oversung and oversexualized modern Christmas songs. Usually sung by Christina Aguilera in a breathy, breathy fashion.
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